Room and Board

Sometimes I wish Fred could understand more words than “sit, stay, wait, come”. If he did, I would be able to say “I just spent like $4,000 to train your rescued ass, so you better freaking just be happy with your free room and board and listen to me.” Instead he eats grass outside and then pukes it five seconds later then comes back inside to sleep.

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2 thoughts on “Room and Board

  1. My words exactly! (for Willow of course) She doesn’t chew grass and throw it up….. she wants to rip off the head of our neighbors dog and throw that up!

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